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Man: Get out of the hole. Get out of the hole now. 出洞去。马上从洞里出来。
On the ground. 躺在地上。
All the way on the ground. 一直躺在地上。
Where the hell did she go? 他妈的，她在哪里？
Someone's gonna die tonight. 今晚有人会死的。
Reporter: Halloween's taken a dramatic turn 记者：万圣节前夜发生了戏剧性的转折。
since the jaycees haunted houses of old. 因为杰斯家的老房子闹鬼。
Every year, haunt owners attempt to go bigger and badder, 每年，经常出没的业主都试图变得更大更坏，
in their words, more extreme. 用他们的话来说更极端。
Well, enough is enough. 够了就够了。
As you remember, last Halloween, 记得去年万圣节。
more than 24 million people watched the live feed 超过2400万人观看了现场直播。
of a young woman struggling for air inside a buried coffin. 一位年轻女子在埋葬的棺材里挣扎着呼吸空气。
Thankfully, the police intervened, 谢天谢地，警察介入了。
and the distraught victim was left on the side of the road. 受到伤害的受害者被留在路边。
To this day, the case is still a mystery if it was, in fact, 直到今天，这个案子还是个谜，事实上，
a holiday stunt or attempted murder. 是假日玩笑或谋杀未遂。
A roaming underground haunt known as the blue skeleton 名为蓝色骨架的地下漫游鬼。
posted the video despite long-standing rumors 不顾长期的谣言发布了这段视频。
their group was just an urban legend. 他们的团体只是一个都市传奇。
We thought that haunting night was the end of this story, 我们以为这一幕结束了。
but these five thrill-seekers 但这五个寻求刺激的人。
went back into the heart of darkness. 回到黑暗的中心。
What happened just this past hallows' Eve 就在这个神圣的前夜发生了什么。
was far more violent and far more tragic 更暴力，更悲剧。
than anyone could have imagined. 超出了任何人的想象。
A haunted-house road trip for these childhood friends 为这些儿时的朋友们准备的鬼屋之旅。
came to a bloody conclusion that will, 得出一个血腥的结论，
without a doubt, change the scare industry forever. 毫无疑问，永远改变恐惧产业。
Bobby: We have a shot if you don't screw it up. 鲍比：如果你不搞砸的话，我们有机会。
You don't say -- do not touch the word "extreme." 别说--不要碰“极端”这个词。
No extreme haunts, 没有极端的困扰。
-no buried alive. -Okay. -没有活埋。-好的.。
-Don't even... -Obviously. 别...-显然。
...utter the word "blue." 说出“蓝色”这个词。
I just think the word "haunted house" 我只是觉得“鬼屋”这个词。
is going to make her not really want to talk to us. 会让她不想跟我们说话。
Or maybe you with the camera, also. 也可能是你带着相机。
Bobby: Say, "happy Halloween." Knock on the door. 鲍比：说“万圣节快乐”敲门。
Surprise! 惊喜！
No. 不会吧！
Zack: Happy Halloween? 万圣节快乐？
Whatever it is, no. 不管你们想要干什么，都不行。
Bobby: We're back! 鲍比：我们回来了！
We got a little idea. The game has changed. 我们有个小主意。游戏变了。
We just want to talk to you for just like five minutes. 我们只想和你聊五分钟。
Come join the gang again. 再来加入这个团伙。
Yes? 好吗？
Brandy: So, I mean, i don't understand. 白兰地：所以，我的意思是，我不明白。
Did they just, like, have you come out 难道他们只是，你出来了吗。
and speak about haunted houses? 谈论鬼屋？
To go to their haunts, 去他们的住处。
and then we do marketing things for them, and it's a big deal. 然后我们为他们做营销，这是件大事。
They get to promote that coffin girl is at their haunted house. 他们要宣传那个棺材女孩在鬼屋里。
Bobby: Though they're not going to recognize you 鲍比：虽然他们不会认出你来。
with that blond hair. 一头金发。
That's not what the people paid for. 这不是人们所付出的代价。
Yeah. Well 是的，嗯。
I didn't want to be associated with that anymore, so... 我不想再和那个联系在一起了，所以...。
Bobby: You have 24 million hits on YouTube. 鲍比：你在YouTube上有2400万点击量。
-Yay. -Your dad's not proud? -耶。-你爸爸不骄傲？
Look, it's just not worth it. 听着，只是不值得。
Bobby: Look, all they want to do is we go out there. 鲍比：听着，他们只想让我们出去。
We rate it. We go on social media. 我们给它打分。我们继续使用社交媒体。
We say, "oh, thumbs-up. This was a great haunt." 我们说，“哦，竖起大拇指.。这是一个很大的困扰。“。
That's all we have to do. We roll through it. 这就是我们所要做的。我们克服它。
There's nothing extreme. 没有什么极端的。
They'll just be different kind of haunts 它们只是不同类型的出没。
than we've ever done before. 比我们以前做过的还要多。
Brandy: I just don't know why I have to go. 白兰地：我只是不知道为什么要去。
Like, you guys can go. You can do it. 你们可以走了。你可以的。
-Nobody cares -- -I'm not stopping you guys. -没人在乎---我不会阻止你们的。
Bobby: Nobody cares about four guys. 鲍比：没人在乎四个人。
Like, they -- they saw you. They saw you in the coffin. 比如，他们，-他们看到你了。他们在棺材里看到你了。
You're coffin girl, whatever the fuck that means now. 不管他妈的现在是什么意思，你都是个棺材姑娘。
That's who they want at their haunt. 这就是他们想要的。
I mean, I love you guys, but I can't. I can't do it. 我是说，我爱你们，但我不能。我不会做。
Bobby: Mikey's going. Jeff's going. 鲍比：米奇要走了。杰夫要走了。
-They already said they're in. -Great! They can all go! -他们已经说过要加入了。-太好了！他们都可以走了！
They want -- they want all of us. 他们想要--他们想要我们所有人。
That doesn't mean that I want to go or I have to go. 那并不意味着我想去，或者我必须去。
You don't have to go, but you should want to go. 你没有要去，但你应该要去。
It's -- it's fun. -这--这很有趣。
It's doing it the right way this time. 这次它做得对。
We're getting paid. 我们得到报酬了。
We're the haunted-house aficionados now, 我们现在是闹鬼的狂热者。
and you're the celebrity draw, coffin girl. 而你是名人抽奖，棺材女孩。
Okay, money or no money, 好吧，不管有没有钱。
it's not gonna change what happened the last time. 这不会改变上次发生的事情。
Bobby: These are just different kinds of haunts. 鲍比：这些都是不同种类的东西。
It's not any of the extreme shit, none of that. 这不是什么极端的东西，不是那种东西。
-That's what you say. -They're not even -- -你就是这么说的.。-他们不平等-。
I ended up in the ground last time, guys. 上一次我掉到地上了伙计们。
I'm not doing it. 我不会这么做的。
Bobby: We had no idea that was gonna happen. 鲍比：我们不知道会发生这种事。
You know that. 你知道的。
Okay, well, you have no idea what's gonna happen 好吧，你根本不知道会发生什么。
this time, either, so I'm not gonna do it. 这次也是，所以我不打算这么做。
Bobby: We have to have you. 鲍比：我们必须要有你。
I'm not doing it. 我不会这么做的。
Zack: Whatever. 扎克：随便了。
Bobby: Mikey. 鲍比：米奇。
-Mike. -What up? -麦克.。-怎么了？
Bobby: Dude, we got to rethink these first couple haunts 鲍比：老兄，这一次我们得重新对一下稿子。
without Brandy here. 这里没有白兰地。
Um... 嗯..。
World's most shocking attraction? 世界上最令人震惊的吸引力？
-What do you want to see? -Titties. -你想看什么？-奶子。
Adult content. 成人内容。
Zack: Well, I'm gonna do you one better 扎克：嗯，我再给你做一次。
because you got laser titties. 因为你有激光乳房。
Mikey: All right, so, how do we get paid? 好吧，那我们怎么得到报酬？
Bobby: Show up, post pictures on social media just like I said. 鲍比：出现了，就像我说的，在社交媒体上张贴照片。
It's easy money. 钱很容易。
Mikey: Zack, what's the name of this one? 扎克，这个名字叫什么？
Zack: Scream town, eight different attractions. 扎克：尖叫镇，八个不同的景点。
That's kind of funny. Did you see that sign? 这有点好笑。你看到那个标志了吗？
Parking -- 20 bucks, and then in blood, it's written, "free." 停车--20块钱，然后用血写着“免费”
Mikey: Yeah. 麦克：是的。
Welcome to scream town. 欢迎来到尖叫镇。
Help me. Please help me! 救救我请救救我！。
Bobby: There's Zack not missing a photo op. 鲍比：扎克没有错过一次拍照机会。
Man: You step back! 退后！
Bobby: Tell him your phobia. 鲍比：告诉他你的恐惧症。
Nah. See if they find it. 不看他们是否找到了。
-What is it, boy? -Nah. -怎么了，孩子？-不.。
-Tell me. -Nope. -告诉我。-不.。
Snakes. 蛇。
Go! Now! Get in there! Go in there! 上啊！马上！进去！进去！
Man: Hey, look. 男：嘿，看。
She's been here. 她来过这里。
Zack: We found some places that cross the line. 扎克：我们发现了一些越界的地方。
Is there anything like that out here? 外面有这样的东西吗？
We come to that line 我们走到那条线。
and try to get there as closely as possible. 尽量接近那里。
I mean, we want people to be terrified when they leave here. 我的意思是，我们希望人们离开这里时感到恐惧。
When we hear people are sobbing, we like to hear that. 当我们听到人们在哭泣时，我们喜欢听。
Zack: Bobby, look at that sign. 扎克：鲍比，看那个牌子。
That is the guy from the haunted house last night. 就是昨晚鬼屋里的那个人。
-These people -- -now I don't trust him. -这些人----现在我不相信他了。
Zack: He's a magician. No wonder he's up to no good. 扎克：他是个魔术师。怪不得他不讲好话。
Mikey: Dual roles? What the fuck? 双重角色？搞什么鬼？
Bobby: That's amazing. 鲍比：太棒了。
Man: Paranoia quest. 妄想症探索。
So we have here a few different scenarios available for solving. 所以我们这里有一些不同的方案可以解决。
We have our zombie apocalypse where you have to find a cure 僵尸启示录，你必须找到治愈方法。
from the zombies in order to save the rest of the world. 为了拯救世界其他地方。
Zack: All right. Is there anything else we should know 扎克：好的。还有什么我们应该知道的吗？
before we go into this thing? 在我们调查这件事之前？
Think about it this way. 这么想吧。
It's designed not to be so much scary 它被设计成不那么可怕。
as actually to make it 实际上是为了。
exciting and different experience for you. 令人兴奋和不同的经验，为您。
-Put your hand on the thing. -Put his handprint. -把你的手放在那东西上.。-把他的手印。
We need a number. Look, we need a code. 需要一个号码。听着我们需要一个密码。
Yeah, maybe you need hand and code. 也许你需要人手和密码。
All right. The back of this is magnet, 明白了。后面是磁铁。
so it's stuck to -- it's stuck to metal somewhere. 所以它粘在--它粘在金属上。
Oh, got it! 哦，明白了！
Oh, it's the second half of that. 哦，那是下半部分。
Okay. Look, they're -- they're -- 好的，听着，他们...。
we need the first half of this one 我们需要这条船的前半部分。
and the second half of this one. Look. 而下半部分。看啊。
Mike, what are you doing? 麦克，你在干什么？
Please. The battery is out. 求你了。电池没电了。
14 is on the periodic table. 14列在周期表上。
One minute, then one minute, then three minutes, 一分钟，一分钟，三分钟。
then two minutes, then two minutes. 两分钟，两分钟。
I'm pretty sure it's not the fibonacci sequence 我很肯定这不是斐波那契的序列。
-to get out of here. -Sweet. -离开这里.。-甜心.。
This is the thing we had to get. 这是我们必须得到的东西。
This unlocks this, so now we need to use this. 这会打开这个锁，所以现在我们需要使用这个。
We can use it if we plug this 如果我们插上这个，我们就可以用它。
into the battery thing that was out there. 在外面的电池里。
It's the only thing I see. 这是我唯一看到的东西。
Put the battery in! 把电池放进去！
Yes, I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 是的，我正在做。我正在做！
Female voice: Authentification failed. 女性声音：身份验证失败。
Bobby: Oh, they're gassing us. 鲍比：噢，他们在给我们放气。
Female voice: Authentification failed. 女性声音：身份验证失败。
Bobby: Guess that means we lost. 博比：看来这意味着我们输了。
Female voice: Authentification failed. 女性声音：身份验证失败。
-Hey, guys! -Hey! Thank you. -嘿，伙计们！-嘿！谢谢。
-That was a good time, man. -Hey, Zack. -那是个好时机，伙计。-嘿，扎克.。
So how did you like our "escape the room" experience? 那你觉得我们的“逃离房间”体验如何？
That was cool. That was different. 很酷啊。不同的是。
You promised us something original. 是你答应给我们的。
-Cool. -And we got it. -酷.。-而且我们知道了.。
Well, listen, I have been around the world 听着，我去过世界各地。
and to some crazy places, and I can tell you 去一些疯狂的地方，我可以告诉你。
if you're looking for something extreme, 如果你在寻找极端的东西。
something crazy, seek out hellbent. 什么疯狂的东西，找出他妈的。
Seek out hellbent? 找出他妈的？
Yeah, you're right. Seek out hellbent. 是的，你说得对。找出阴谋诡计。
Hellbent. Seek out hellbent. 阴蒂。找出阴谋诡计。
-All right. Will do. -All right, cool. -好的.。就行了。-好吧，酷。
-Appreciate it. -All right. Awesome. -非常感谢.。-好的.。棒极了。
Bobby: All right. It was nice meeting you, man. 鲍比：好的。很高兴认识你伙计。
-I appreciate it. -Absolutely. -我很感激.。-绝对的.。
Bobby: Thanks for having us. 鲍比：谢谢你邀请我们。
Hey, by the way, when a Russian tells you 顺便说一下，当一个俄国人告诉你。
to seek out something, you don't do it. 去寻找，你不会去做。
When a Russian says he's been all around the world 当一个俄国人说他到过世界各地。
-and seen some crazy shit... -Yeah. 还看到了一些疯狂的东西-是啊。
...you don't go where he says. ..你不能去他说的地方。
Just as I do at all the haunts, picked up my t-shirt. 就像我经常去的地方一样，我也拿起了我的T恤衫.。
Bobby: You can't get a t-shirt from here. 鲍比：你不能从这里买到T恤衫。
You lost. We lost. We're fucking losers. 输了。我们输了。我们是他妈的失败者。
I experienced it, though. 不过我也经历过。
Bobby: Not experience. You have to finish the haunt. 鲍比：不是经验。你必须完成的困扰。
You lost. Loser. 输了。失败者。
Brains. 大脑。
Bobby: Yeah. 鲍比：是的。
-Not worthy of the shirt. -Nope. -不配穿这件衬衫。-不.。
Bobby: So apparently they shut this place down, 鲍比：所以很明显他们关闭了这个地方，
like, in the 1800s. 比如，在19世纪。
For what? 为了什么？
Bobby: For putting, like, animal parts 鲍比：为了把动物的器官。
and pieces of kids in their soap. 还有他们肥皂里的孩子们。
Pretty fucked up if it's true. 如果这是真的，那就完蛋了。
Just makes for a better haunted house. 只是为了一个更好的鬼屋。
Say "uncle" loudly and clearly, uncle, 大声清楚地说“叔叔”，叔叔。
and someone will come and take you back upstairs 有人会来把你带回楼上。
where it is warm and safe. 那里既温暖又安全。
Oh, look at this! 哦，看这个！
Bring back memories, Mikey? 把记忆带回来，米奇？
Been in one of these before. 之前也有过这样的经历。
Aah! Aaaah! 啊！阿雅！
"Twin peaks" mode. “双峰”模式。
Nah, I'm good. 不，我很好。
-Wait. He -- he says that I'm to go, Bobby. -等等.。他说我要走了，鲍比。
-Go! -上！
What? 怎么啦?。
All right. 明白了。
Eat her. 吃掉她。
He's coming. 他来了。
But your child is great for your mind. 但是你的孩子对你的心智很好。
Get it out! 拿出来！
--What the fuck? -搞什么？
No. No. 不，不。
Stop that! 别这样！
Zack: What do you smell? What do you smell? 扎克：你闻到什么味了？你闻到什么了？
Let's go. Come on. 咱们走吧。打起精神来。
Zack: If you guys can't handle that, you have no shot in Minneapolis. 扎克：如果你们处理不了，在明尼阿波利斯就没有机会了。
What did you think of the soap factory? 你觉得肥皂厂怎么样？
Dude, that's one of the best ones I've been into. 哥们儿，那是我最喜欢的。
It's a totally different feel. 这是一种完全不同的感觉。
Well, I mean, literally feel because they can touch you. 嗯，我是说，真的感觉到了，因为他们能碰你。
They're not, like, hurting you, 他们不会伤害你。
but they're really, really creepy. 但它们真的非常非常恐怖。
Zack: Did they touch you in no-no places? 扎克：他们有没有在没有的地方碰过你？
No. Well, my beard is a no-no place, 不，我的胡须是个不-不的地方。
and a guy with, like, a doctor's leather glove 和一个戴着医生皮手套的人。
was just slowly caressing my beard, 只是慢慢抚摸我的胡子。
and then he -- then he made me dance with him. 然后他--然后他让我和他跳舞。
We went to an art-gallery haunted house, 我们去了一个画廊鬼屋。
and you didn't come. 而你没有来。
They put me in a box, Brandy. You wouldn't have liked that. 他们把我放进盒子里了，布兰迪。你不会喜欢那样的。
I don't know why you guys can't say something like, 我不知道你们为什么不能说这样的话。
"hey, let's go to a tropical island," “嘿，我们去热带岛屿吧，”
or, "let's go to Europe." 或者，“让我们去欧洲”
Instead, you want to go to Minnesota. 相反，你想去明尼苏达州。
I'm not doing it. 我不会这么做的。
Bobby: There he is, the man, the myth, the legend. 鲍比：他在那里，男人，神话，传说。
So we've been here for two days. 所以我们已经在这里呆了两天了。
You've missed three haunts 你错过了三次出没的机会。
because you wanted to take a bus. 因为你想坐公共汽车。
Yeah, I'm a country boy! 是的，我是个乡村男孩！
I've got to get my sights in, dude! 老兄，我得把目光放进去！
-You got some making up to do. -I'm gonna make up for it. -你还有一些事要做。-我会弥补的。
-I got a rap ready. -Oh, Jesus. -我准备好了说唱曲。-天啊.。
So we're gonna learn about killer clowns this time around. 所以这次我们要了解一下杀手小丑。
-It's gonna be awesome. -So we're gonna -- -会很棒的。-所以我们要...。
-you're gonna rap for me? -No, I -- -你要帮我说唱吗？-不，我-。
Bobby: We wrapped a gift for you. We have a present. 鲍比：我们给你包了一件礼物。我们有礼物。
Oh, you wrapped a gift. Okay. 哦，你包了一份礼物。好吧。
-You're gonna love it. -Play on words. -你会喜欢的。-玩文字游戏。
-Yes. -You're serious? -是的。-你是认真的吗？
-You got me a gift? -I got you a gift. -你给我买了礼物？-给你一份礼物.。
Thought you were just... Fucking around. 以为你只是..。到处闲逛。
-Right now for you. -All right. -现在给你。-好的.。
I mean, you did take the bus here. 我是说，你确实坐过公共汽车。
You deserve some kind of consolation prize. 你应该得到某种安慰奖。
You're right. You're right. Thank you for that. 你说得对。你说得对。谢谢你的支持。
Oh, wow! Halloween wrapping paper, huh? 噢，哇！万圣节包装纸啊？
Can I open it? 我能开么？
Zack: Nope. Just look at it. 扎克：不，看看吧。
Jeff: All right. I'm gonna ravage this thing. 杰夫：好的。我要破坏这东西。
Box cutter would have been nice. 切盒子的人会很好的。
Bobby: You're complaining about your gift? 鲍比：你在抱怨你的礼物？
I know. Holy shit. 我知道呀。天啊。
-Shut up. -Mm-hmm. -闭嘴.。-嗯-嗯。
Bobby: We're gonna take that through every haunt we go through. 鲍比：我们要经历每一次困扰。
Oh, my god. This is so... 天哪。这太..。
Dude, I've been practicing at home 哥们儿，我一直在家练习。
with, like, a little mini one. 一个迷你的。
-No, this is the real deal. -This is really -- -不，这才是真正的交易。-这真是-。
no, thank you very much. This is awesome. 不，非常感谢。这太棒了。
I can't believe you guys did this. 真不敢相信你们干的。
Bobby: All right. Charge it up and let's take it for a spin. 鲍比：好的。充电，让我们来转一圈。
Got it. Thank you. 明白了。谢谢。
Okay. I'll let you know. 好的，我会告诉你的。
All right. Thanks. 明白了。谢谢。
I knew that would happen. 我就知道会发生这种事。
They don't even want us to come if Brandy's not with us. 如果布兰迪不跟我们一起，他们甚至不想让我们来。
Bobby: God damn it. 鲍比：该死的。
Zack: They're paying double what the other places paid, 扎克：他们的工资是其他地方的两倍，
and he basically canceled. 而且他基本上取消了。
Bobby: So he said, "no girl..." 鲍比：所以他说，“没有女孩...”
He said, "don't even bother coming if we don't have Brandy." 他说：“如果我们没有白兰地，就不用来了。”
Bobby: What did I tell you? 鲍比：我跟你说了什么？
Nobody gives a shit about four guys coming in. 没人在乎四个人会来。
You know why they even called us in the first place is about her. 你知道为什么他们一开始就打电话给我们是关于她的。
She has got to come. 她必须来。
I-I'll talk to her again tonight. 今晚我再和她谈谈。
Zack: It's a hayride. It's that easy. 扎克：这是一辆干草车。就这么简单。
I will talk to her again. 我再和她谈谈。
We've already expressed that she 我们已经说过她。
doesn't have to do extreme haunts, 不一定要做极端的骚扰，
and these haunts, she doesn't to have to do it. 而这些困扰，她不一定要做。
It's just gonna be fun, easy shit. 会很有趣的，很简单。
Mike's got to go back. 麦克得回去了。
He's got to go get the gopros anyway tomorrow morning. 反正他明天早上也得去找Gopros一家。
He goes back. If we can convince her, even get her close, 他回去了。如果我们能说服她，甚至让她靠近。
he can go seal the deal and bring her back. 他可以去敲定交易，把她带回来。
Pays double, so... 付双倍的钱所以..。
-Great. -It'll be fine. -太好了.。-会没事的.。
I've known her the longest. 我认识她时间最长。
It's not gonna be that hard when I'm there. 当我在那里的时候，事情不会那么难。
On the phone, it's tough, but, I mean, she'll come. 打电话很难，但我是说，她会来的。
-She knows that she has fun. -It's easy we get her here -- -她知道她玩得很开心。-很容易把她弄到这儿来-。
we get her here for one haunt, 我们把她弄到这里来，一个人出没。
you know she's not gonna go home. 你知道她不会回家的。
Zack: Are other places just gonna do this? 扎克：其他地方会这么做吗？
Yes, they do not want to see us. 是的，他们不想见我们。
I told you that from the beginning. 我从一开始就告诉过你。
We get her here, we're good. 我们把她带来，我们很好。
Hey, brand. 布兰德。
This is my last-ditch effort to get you out here. 这是我最后一次把你弄出来的努力.。
Zack's lined up all this stuff, and it's falling apart. 扎克把所有这些东西都排成一排，现在都散架了。
He's just freaking out. 他只是吓坏了。
He's bit off more than he can chew. 他咬得厉害，咬不动。
And I know he needs the money. We just need your help. 而且我知道他需要钱。我们只需要你的帮助。
He lined up a doctor for you to set your mind at ease. 他安排了一位医生，让你放心。
She specializes in fear. 她专门研究恐惧。
We need you. 我们需要你。
Bobby: Are you happy to be back in the saddle again? 鲍比：你很高兴又回到马鞍上了吗？
Dude, I'm loving it, man. I had such a blast last time. 哥们儿，我爱死它了，伙计。上一次我有过这样的经历。
I'm just so ready to get back at it and just kind of -- 我已经准备好要回去了，只是-。
I know there's so many places we haven't been. 我知道有那么多的地方我们还没有去过。
-I know we just started, so... -I like that attitude. -我知道我们刚刚开始，所以...-我喜欢那种态度。
He gets drug through an alley, and he likes it. 他在小巷里吸毒，他很喜欢。
Bobby: How did you end up in the alley in the first place? 鲍比：你一开始是怎么到胡同里去的？
I thought I was following you. 我还以为我在跟踪你呢。
Like, it was your hoodie, your height. 就像，这是你的连帽衫，你的身高。
I was shouting at you. I know it was loud as hell. 当时我在对你大喊大叫。我知道当时很吵。
Everyone had masks on. But... 每个人都戴着面具。但是..。
And you just kept ignoring me, kept walking. 而你一直无视我，一直走。
Next thing I know, there's five hillbilly assholes 其次，我知道有五个乡下人。
coming after me, and they dragged my ass down the alley. 追上我，他们把我拖下了小巷。
Yeah, but, I mean, like, that didn't feel fake. 是的，但是，我的意思是，那感觉不是假的。
You weren't there. It didn't -- 当时你不在。不是...。
it felt like I couldn't breathe. 感觉好像我不能呼吸了。
Like, I just thought i was gonna die. 就像我以为我要死了。
Mikey: But you didn't die. 但你没有死。
Think about it. It's like they said in "fight club." 想想看。就像他们在“搏击俱乐部”里说的那样。
Your breakfast never tasted better the next morning. 第二天早上，你的早餐再好不过了。
-Right? -I don't eat breakfast. -对吧？-我不吃早餐。
Mikey: Jesus Christ, Brandy. Lunch, whatever. 天啊，白兰地。午餐什么的。
I'm trying to console you. 我想安慰你。
I know. I get it. 我知道呀。我懂了。
It's just, you know, 只是，你知道。
and obviously I do this because I love you guys, 显然我这么做是因为我爱你们。
but, you know, it's just crazy the things I do for you 但是，你知道，我为你做的事太疯狂了。
and your brother and Zack. 还有你哥哥和扎克。
Mikey: Well, it's that big of a deal. 麦克：嗯，这是件大事。
We're getting paid this time. 这次我们得到了报酬。
I know you need the money. You know sure as shit I do. 我知道你需要钱。你知道的，我肯定知道。
Anyways, so the good news is 不管怎样，好消息是。
there's going to be a zombie run, so that'll be fun. 会有僵尸跑，所以那会很有趣。
Mikey: We have to run? 麦克：我们得跑了？
I can't believe she actually came. 真不敢相信她真的来了。
She made it. 她成功了。
Not sure how Mikey got her to come, but... 不知道Mikey是怎么让她来的但是..。
Who cares? She's here. 管他呢？她在这儿。
Look who's back! 看谁回来了！
Ready for Halloween adventures, part two? 准备好万圣节冒险了吗，第二部分？
Excited? 兴奋？
Yep. 对啊。
What's up, kids? 怎么了，孩子们？
Can't believe you convinced me to do it again, but... 不敢相信你说服我再做一次但是..。
Zack: That's not that smile on the Brandy face we were looking for. 扎克：那不是我们要找的白兰地脸上的笑容。
Boop. 布普。
Bobby: We were scared, too. I'm not saying that we weren't. 鲍比：我们也很害怕。我不是说我们没有。
I mean, they put us in the ground. 他们把我们埋在地下。
I get it. I didn't -- 我懂了。我没有-。
there was half of me that just didn't know 有一半的我只是不知道。
what was gonna happen next, and I hope that you just... 接下来会发生什么我希望你只是..。
Nothing happened, so we got over it, 什么都没发生所以我们克服了。
and here we are again. 现在又到了。
Brandy: Yeah, but everybody handles things differently. 白兰地：是的，但每个人处理事情的方式都不一样。
So... 所以..。
-That's fine. -Zack is always right, though. -没事的。-不过扎克总是对的.。
This is all part of the haunt. 这都是困扰的一部分。
Nothing's gonna happen. We're not gonna get hurt. 什么都不会发生的。我们不会受伤的。
As much bullshit as that sounded like, 听起来就像这么多胡说八道。
it actually turned out be true. 事实证明这是真的。
Yeah, I mean, it's like when you know 是的，我是说，当你知道的时候。
something's good for you to do, 对你有好处。
but you don't necessarily want to have to go through it. 但你不一定要经历它。
Bobby: Do you know where she's taking you, 鲍比：你知道她要带你去哪里吗？
where we're going right now, though? 不过，我们现在要去哪里？
Brandy: No. 白兰地：不。
Bobby: So she wants to talk to you in a, uh... 鲍比：所以她想和你谈谈，呃..。
I don't know if it's an old prison or something like that, 我不知道是旧监狱还是类似的地方。
these grounds that she works at because she -- 这些理由表明她工作的原因是-。
she sometimes -- she wires people. 她有时--她给人打电话。
She captures heart rates, 她捕捉心率。
stuff like that, sends people through haunted houses. 像这样的东西让人们穿过鬼屋。
Like, she's actually done studies, 比如，她真的做过研究。
scientific studies that she's done that. 她所做的科学研究。
So she sends them through these old prisons in the dark 于是她把他们送到黑暗中的旧监狱里去。
and then just kind of takes all the data she can. 然后把她能得到的全部数据。
And, I mean, I think that's part of why she wrote that book. 而且，我的意思是，我认为这是她写那本书的部分原因。
I'm just saying. Like, you don't -- 我只是说。比如，你不...。
like, if I was like, "hey, guess what. 就像，如果我说，“嘿，你猜怎么著。
You have this really big thing 你有一件很大的事。
that happened to you in your life, 在你生命中发生的事。
and you're kind of tormented about it. 而你对此有点痛苦。
Now, we're gonna sit there and look at your inner, 现在，我们坐在那里，看看你的内心。
deepest thoughts, and we're gonna record it." 内心深处的想法，我们将记录下来。“。
And why does every reality show that exists on the planet, 为什么地球上每一个真实的存在。
there's a confessional booth? 有忏悔室吗？
'Cause that's what people want to hear. 因为这是人们想听到的。
Brandy: Great. Those people chose to do it. 白兰地：太好了。那些人选择这样做。
-I'm not. -You're choosing to do it. -不是。-你选择这样做。
Brandy: I'm choosing to do that, 白兰地：我选择这样做，
but I don't have to choose to allow you to film me. 但我不必选择让你拍我。
-It is kind of dickish. -I won't film -- -这是有点下流.。-我不会拍电影的-。
-thank you, Jeff. -Hey, pipe down, peanut gallery. -谢谢你，杰夫.-嘿，放下烟斗，花生画廊.。
-Yeah. -I don't know. -是的.。-我不知道。
Brandy: What do you want me to say? You want me to say yes? 白兰地：你想让我说什么？要我答应吗？
I'll think about it. 我考虑考虑吧。
Zack: That's my favorite answer you give. 扎克：那是我最喜欢的回答。
"I'll think about it." “我会考虑的。”
Because no means no, but "i think about it" means yes. 因为这并不意味着不，但“我想一想”的意思是肯定的。
Brandy: I mean, how did you get into this? 白兰地：我的意思是，你是怎么进入这个世界的？
Like, because I'm trying to get out of this. 就像，因为我想摆脱这一切。
And you immerse yourself in it, you know. 你知道，你把自己沉浸在其中。
Well, I've always really liked being scared, 嗯，我一直很喜欢被吓到。
but, of course, you know, fear, true trauma is awful. 但是，当然，你知道，恐惧，真正的创伤是可怕的。
But there are a lot of ways that we can enjoy it 但有很多方法可以让我们享受。
and a lot of ways that we can grow from it, 还有很多我们可以从中成长的方法。
so I really wanted to try and figure out, you know, 所以我真的很想试着弄清楚。
how we can engage with scary things in a way 我们如何才能以某种方式去处理可怕的事情。
that will make us feel good and will even help us grow. 这将使我们感觉良好，甚至有助于我们的成长。
-Mm-hmm -so I just... -嗯-所以我只是...。
I've been studying fear and voluntary engagement 我一直在研究恐惧和自愿参与。
with negative high-arousal stimuli, as we say... 负面的高度兴奋刺激，正如我们所说..。
Brandy: What was that? 白兰地：那是什么？
...for the past 10 years or so and looking at the boundaries ..在过去的十多年里，审视边界。
between when fear is fun and when fear is traumatizing. 恐惧是乐趣，恐惧是创伤。
So how many attractions have you been to? 那么你去过几个景点？
I mean, I don't even know anymore. 我的意思是，我甚至不知道了。
Maybe like 50. 大概是50。
-Wow. That's a lot. -Yeah. -哇。很多。-是的.。
It's really hard not having free will... 没有自由意志真的很难..。
-Right. -...You know, and not being able -没错.。-...你知道的，而且不能。
to tap out when you want to. 想拍的时候就拍。
I didn't know if I was gonna die or if they were gonna stop 我不知道我会不会死，也不知道他们会不会停下来。
and come out and laugh at me. 出来嘲笑我。
-Right. -You know? -没错.。-知道吗？
So for me, like, that's always been the hardest part is, 所以对我来说，这一直是最难的部分。
who knows what would have happened if, you know, 谁知道如果你知道。
if the police didn't come? 如果警察不来呢？
These people that I've cared about so much 这些人是我非常关心的。
and that are so close to me 和我很亲近。
would put me in any situation that -- 会让我陷入任何情况-。
I mean, they couldn't have known, but I was just angry. 我的意思是，他们不可能知道，但我只是生气。
You know, it was a lot of anger. 你知道的，那是很大的愤怒。
And they just want to keep going to these and going to these, 他们只想继续往前走，往前走，
and we have so many more, and they don't -- 我们还有那么多，他们没有-。
they can't even comprehend what I'm feeling. 他们甚至不能理解我的感受。
-Right. -So they don't -- -没错.。-所以他们不...。
it's just -- it's not the same for them. 只是--对他们来说不一样。
Right. It never became real for them the way it did for you. 对。对他们来说，它从来没有像对你那样真实。
-That's the scary part is... -Yeah. -可怕的是...-是的。
...knowing whether you can trust your friends and, ..知道你能不能信任你的朋友，
you know, knowing that your friends have your back 知道吗，知道你的朋友都支持你。
and are not trying to pull one over but, you know, 也不想把车停在路边，但是，你知道，
be there with you for the experience 陪你一起体验。
instead of making you the experience. 而不是让你体验。
Can you see a scenario where, you know, 你能看到一个场景吗，
going through these attractions might be a way 浏览这些景点可能是一种方式。
to not really get back at them, 不真正报复他们。
but kind of reclaim it for yourself, you know, 但你知道的，你可以自己收回它。
to do it for yourself despite them, 不顾他们为自己而做。
you know, to kind of say, "no, I want to do this 你知道，说“不，我想这样做。
and recapture the fun that I used to have"? 重新找回我曾经拥有的乐趣“？
Do you think that's something -- -你觉得这是什么-。
have you ever tried reminding yourself that, 你有没有试过提醒自己。
"everything in this environment is fake. “这个环境中的一切都是假的。
I know nothing is really going to hurt me. 我知道没有什么会真的伤害我。
You know, this is something that is supposed to be fun." 你知道，这是一件应该很有趣的事。“。
Brandy: I want to say that I can, 白兰地：我想说我可以，
but every time I go through one of these haunted houses, 但每次我穿过这些鬼屋。
I just -- I'm taken back. -我只是--我被带回去了。
Here it goes. 开始了。
Mikey: Halloween would not be the same without you. 迈克：没有你，万圣节就不一样了。
-Yeah, well, we'll see. -This is -- -是的，好吧，我们拭目以待.。-这是-。
I'm having second thoughts already. 我已经有了新的想法。
-We got a drone. -Do I get a beer? -有无人机.。-有啤酒吗？
It's not a beer. This is absinthe. 这不是啤酒。这是苦艾酒。
All right. Did that like a man. 明白了。像个男人一样。
-Man. -That was good, sir. -人.。-不错，先生.。
Thank you. Look at the alcohol -- 谢谢。看看酒精-。
look at the alcohol content. 看看酒精含量。
-Mikey is gonna get a little... -66.6%. -Mikey会得到一点...-66.6%。
Michael's got a special, I'll call it an outfit, 迈克尔有一套特别的衣服，我称之为。
coming his way. 朝他的方向来了。
Jeff: I don't know, Zack. 杰夫：我不知道，扎克。
Should I really be drinking and droning? 难道我真的要喝酒和唠叨吗？
-That's a little unsafe. -Drinking and -- -这有点不安全。-饮酒和-。
-drinking and droning? -Drinking and droning, bro. -喝酒和唠叨？-喝酒和唠叨，兄弟.。
-It's a little unsafe. -That's good. -有点不安全.。-太好了。
Is this really gonna put hair on my chest? 这真的会让我胸口发毛吗？
Bobby: No. Nothing will. 鲍比：不，什么都不会。
No crazy stuff. 没有疯狂的东西。
-Like this? -We told you that before. -像这样？-我们以前跟你说过.。
Okay. Zack, I'm being serious. 好的，扎克，我是认真的。
Brandy, we are going on a hayride. 白兰地，我们要去干草堆。
-It's a haunted hayride. -Yeah, but it's a hayride. -闹鬼的干草。-是的，但这是一场草堆.。
-Whoo. -It's not crazy. -哇。-不是疯了。
Brandy: Okay. I'm serious. 白兰地：好的，我是认真的。
Man: Anoka, Minnesota, is the Halloween capital of the world. 明尼苏达州的阿诺卡，是世界的万圣节之都。
Man: You guys got good haunted houses up there? 男：你们那里有很好的鬼屋？
-That I could not tell you. -All right. -我不能告诉你.。-好的.。
They're known as the Halloween capital of the world. 他们以万圣节世界之都而闻名。
As to why they're known as that, I don't know. 至于他们为什么被称为那样，我不知道。
Maybe they were the ones that started it. 可能是他们挑起的。
Man: We need to find out. 男人：我们需要弄清楚。
You're on main, Mike. 麦克，你是主播。
I'm gonna make a right here. 我要在这里做一个。
We are on main street of anoka, Minnesota. 我们在明尼苏达州阿诺卡的主要街道上。
Supposedly, this is the Halloween capital of the world. 据说这里是世界的万圣节之都。
We're trying to figure that out, though. 不过，我们正在设法解决这个问题。
I think maybe we should ask a local. 也许我们应该去问问当地人。
Oh, there's a skeleton. 哦，有一具骨架。
Let's get right over here. 咱们马上过去。
-This is Halloween in the city. -Yeah. Look at that guy. -这是城里的万圣节.。-是的.。看那家伙在跳舞。
Zack: What does it say? "I survived." 扎克：上面写着什么？“我活下来了”
Mikey: Ah, these old people, they've been here for a long time. 麦克：啊，这些老人，他们来这儿已经很久了。
I bet they know. Let's ask them. 我打赌他们知道。让我们问问他们。
-How are you? -Hi! -你好吗？-嗨！
How are you? Who are you? 你好吗?。你是谁?。
Mikey: We're just roaming around 米奇：我们只是四处闲逛。
looking for the best Halloween towns and haunted houses. 寻找最好的万圣节城镇和鬼屋。
Oh, this is a great one. 哦，这是一个伟大的事件。
They started trick-or-treating in this town. 他们开始在这个小镇上捣蛋.。
-Yeah. -Can you tell us that? -是的.。-你能告诉我们吗？
-Thank you for the answer. -This guy knows the answer. -谢谢你的回答.。-这家伙知道答案。
-The reason this is -- -who are you guys? -原因是----你们是谁？
We're filming about haunted houses and Halloween and things. 我们正在拍摄鬼屋和万圣节之类的电影。
-Oh! Oh, yeah. Okay. -So tell us. -哦！哦，是的。好吧，-那就告诉我们。
This is the Halloween capital of the world. 这里是世界的万圣节之都。
Why is that? 为什么会这样？
How did you find it? That's the main question. 你怎么找到这？这是主要问题。
-We googled it. -No. No. -我们查过了.。-不是。没有。
The reason is that they started trick-or-treating here. 原因是他们在这里开始了“捣蛋或捣蛋”.。
How so? 怎么回事？
And rather than the kids pushing over, like, bathrooms 而不是孩子们推着厕所。
and outdoors and, you know, eggs and throwing stuff all around... 户外还有，你知道，鸡蛋和扔东西。
Well, they used to tip over garbage cans. 他们过去常常倒在垃圾桶上。
...community thought it would be good, ..社区认为这会很好。
so they started trick-or-treating. 所以他们开始用特技或特技治疗.。
So they said, "why don't these kids, 所以他们说，“为什么这些孩子
-instead of doing bad things..." -This is a lovely town. -而不是做坏事...“-这是个可爱的小镇。
Anoka, Halloween capital of the world. 万圣节世界之都阿诺卡。
Zack: Do you think Brandy has any idea we're going to an r-rated haunt? 扎克：你认为白兰地知道我们要去一个r级的鬼地方吗？
Nope, that's the best part. 不，那是最好的部分。
I think there's a dog in there. 里面好像有条狗。
Only we would find the Halloween capital of the world 只有我们才能找到世界的万圣节之都。
in the middle of nowhere. 在无处可寻。
Dead end, Brandy. I say it's foreshadowing. 死胡同，白兰地。我说这是预兆。
Mm. I love foreshadowing. 嗯，我喜欢预兆。
Ooh, a thrift store. 一家旧货店。
I'm just happy because i feel like this is, 我很高兴，因为我觉得。
like, the kids' version of Halloween. 比如孩子们版本的万圣节。
Yep. We're going on the kid version. 是的，我们正在看儿童版。
We haven't done a haunted hayride yet, have we? 我们还没有玩过鬼屋，是吗？
Nope. 没有。
I don't understand how it can be that scary. 我不明白怎么会这么可怕。
Well, after what we've seen, i have no idea. 好吧，在我们看到这些之后，我不知道。
Mikey: I'm just saying. I don't know how it's that scary 米奇：我只是说。我不知道这有多可怕。
when you're all bundled up together in the back of a truck. 当你们被绑在一辆卡车的后部时。
It's freezing. 冷得像要结冰了。
Well, I mean, he's paying us to come out here. 嗯，我的意思是，他付钱让我们出来。
-I'm fine with it. -It's a hayride, though. -我不介意。-不过，这是一场草场.。
How scary is it gonna be? 会有多可怕？
I'll get paid to do any hayride possible. 只要有可能，我都会得到报酬。
This sounds great. 这听起来不错。
And I'm completely fine with that. 而且我对此完全同意。
This is farm boy's place. 这是农场男孩的家。
Jeff: I thought it was gonna be a little tame, 杰夫：我还以为会有点驯服，
but by the scare -- the scream -- 但被吓得--尖叫-。
Jeff, did you take hayrides on your farm? 杰夫，你在你的农场吃草了吗？
-Hey, Zack? -Yes! -扎克？-是的！
Glad you could make it out on such short notice. 很高兴你能在这么短的时间内把它做出来。
-Yeah, man! -Thanks for coming out! -是的，伙计！-谢谢你出来！
Yeah, no problem. This looks cool by the sounds I'm hearing. 没问题。从我听到的声音看，这很酷。
We're sitting on about 160 acres. 我们占地约160英亩。
We border -- we border about 10,000 acres of game reserve. 我们边界--我们边界大约1万英亩的野生动物保护区。
So when we bury you guys out there, 所以当我们把你们埋在外面的时候。
nobody will be able to find you. 没人能找到你。
Don't -- don't say that. 别--别这么说。
I told her. I said, "it's just a hayride!" 是我告诉她的。我说：“这只是一堆草！”
Yeah, it's just a hayride. 是的，这只是一场草场。
The guys, you pay us a couple hundred bucks, 那些家伙，你给我们几百美元。
the guys are down, but the girl... 男人们都死了但是那个女孩..。
-Not so much. -I'm not going back in there. -没那么多.。-我不会回去的.。
-A little skittish. -Yeah. -有点紧张.。-是的.。
Well, let's go! Let's head up to the entrance. 好吧，我们走！让我们向入口走去。
Yeah, where's the entrance? 是的，入口在哪里？
Bobby: There's 3,000 people there. 鲍比：那里有3000人。
I mean, they've got to have something to do. 我的意思是，他们一定有事情要做。
How do you compare yourself to some of the other haunts, 你如何比较自己与其他的一些困扰，
some of the other crazy stuff people are doing? 其他人在做的疯狂的事情？
You know, we're not -- i know that some of the -- 你知道，我们不是...我知道有些...。
kind of one of the trends would be to go as extreme 趋势之一是走向极端。
as you possibly can, some blue skeleton. 尽你所能，一些蓝色的骨架。
That's not really what we're about. 这不是我们真正的目的。
We try and straddle the razor's edge 我们试图跨越剃刀的边缘。
between family-friendly 家庭友好。
and still entertaining for the 21-plus crowd. 并且仍然是21多岁人群的娱乐.。
So we're edgy, but I wouldn't say we're over-the-top extreme. 所以我们很急躁，但我不认为我们是极端的.。
Man: What have you heard about some of the extreme haunts, 男士：你听说过一些极端的困扰吗？
like, up in the north? 比如，在北部？
Because it's kind of our first time up here. 因为这是我们第一次来这里。
What have you heard that people are doing? 听说人们在做什么？
Stealing peoples' shoes, putting them in coffins, 偷人的鞋，放进棺材里，
driving them around and then just leaving them, 开车载他们到处转转，然后离开他们。
and they're, like, maybe a half-mile away from the haunt, 而他们，大概离出没地点半英里，
and they have no clue how to get back. 而且他们也不知道怎么才能回来。
You know, put bags over your heads, 你知道，把袋子盖在头上。
spray that bag with water, 往袋子里喷水。
make it kind of hard to breathe. 让它呼吸困难。
Man: They're waterboarding people now? 男：他们现在是水刑人员了？
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Wow. -是的，是的，是的。-哇。
Anything to get a scare, right? 有什么好吓的吗？
Man: I hear you on that. 男：我听到你说的了。
So we want to do that stuff. 所以我们想做那些事。
Like, we actually -- i want to know. 就像我们--我想知道。
Where should we go? 我们去哪里呢？
Try the corn maze down there. That's a pretty awesome show. 试试下面的玉米迷宫。这是一场非常棒的表演。
Where is that from here? 从哪来的？
It's out towards exit 99 off of i-5, 就在I-5出口的99号出口，
real close to that, 93rd street. 很接近，93街。
Is it extreme, though? Like... 但这是极端的吗？就像..。
I wouldn't call it extreme. 我不认为这是极端的。
Because I've got people with me that are, like -- 因为我身边的人。
I want the craziest place you can think of. 你能想到的最疯狂的地方。
Man: You don't have people with you. You want to go, dickhead. 男人：你身边没有人。你想去，笨蛋。
Well, no. I want to go, but some people, 不，我想去，但有些人。
Mikey and Brandy, might not be able to take it. 米奇和白兰地也许不能接受。
But we're still going -- we want to push them to the edge -但是我们还在继续--我们想把他们推到边缘。
if you know what I mean. 如果你知道我指的是什么。
Well, I don't know that that's "push it to the edge." 嗯，我不知道那是“把它推到边缘”
The only place I know of is you want to seek out hellbent. 我所知道的唯一的地方就是你想找出他妈的。
That will push you to the very edge. 这会把你推到非常边缘。
-Hellbent. -Hellbent. -赫尔本德。-赫尔本德。
All right. I know you're down. 明白了。我知道你很沮丧。
Man: That's the second time we've been told that. 男：那是我们第二次被告知这个。
Where'd you hear about hellbent? 你从哪里听说的？
You hear about it everywhere in the network, 网络上到处都能听到，
-the haunted-house network. -See? -鬼屋网络。-看到了吗？
That's what everybody's talking about. 人人都在谈论这个。
Exactly. 一点儿没错。
Get you guys up to the front. 把你们弄到前面去。
So are you guys ready to do this? 那么你们准备好这么做了吗？
-Yeah. -Let's do it. -是的.。-让我们开始吧。
This is benefits of being put in a coffin. 这是被放入棺材的好处。
Ah! 啊！
-Oh, my god! -It's vibrating! -天哪！-它在震动！
I can't take it! Oh, my god! 我不能接受！天哪。
They are gonna get on. 他们会成功的。
...house and now we're putting you through a haunted house. ..房子，现在我们带你去鬼屋。
No. Technically, it's a hayride, zombie 5k, 不，严格来说，这是一辆干草车，僵尸5k。
and a zombie pub crawl, not haunted houses. 和僵尸酒吧爬行，而不是鬼屋。
-Fair? -Yeah. -公平？-是的.。
-Stay true to our word. -Yep. -信守我们的诺言。-是的.。
Yeah, you didn't go to soapbox -- the soap factory. 是的，你没有去肥皂盒--肥皂厂。
Yeah, we go to an art-exhibit haunted house, 是的，我们去了一个艺术展览鬼屋。
and you're not there. 而你不在那里。
Brandy: No. 白兰地：不。
Jeff, what kind of barn is this? 杰夫，这是什么样的谷仓？
-Aah! -Christ! -啊！-基督！
Oh, god! 啊呀，天啊，真糟。
This is definitely a special kind of barn. 这绝对是一种特殊的谷仓。
Oh, that feels lovely, though. 虽然感觉很好。
You smell different when you're awake! 醒着的时候你闻起来不一样！
That's a new line. I like that. 这是一条新的路线。我喜欢那样。
Oh, look, it's like a catacomb. 噢，看，就像一个地下墓穴。
Brandy: Oh, god. Oh, god. 白兰地：噢，上帝。啊呀，天啊，真糟。
-I don't see anybody. -Oh! -我没看到任何人。-哦！
That guy just went on my shoulder! 那家伙就在我肩上！
Aah! 啊！
- Oh, god. -天哪.。
Zack: They can't even -- they're doing better than they are! 扎克：他们都不能--他们做得比现在更好！
They're jumping out of the front! 他们从前面跳出来了！
Oh, guy just rolled. Jeff, did you see that? 哦，那家伙刚才滚了。杰夫，你看到了吗？
That guy rolled off the back! 那家伙从后面滚了下来！
Got to move him up. Should i say, "Jeff, change with me"? 得把他抬起来。我该说，“杰夫，跟我换个衣服”吗？
That chainsaw touching you like that is... 链锯就这样碰着你是..。
-Chain on it. -Yeah. -链子。-是的.。
Brandy, there's your -- there's your out. 白兰地，这是你的--这是你的约会。
-There's the rv. -Home sweet home. -有房车.。-温馨的家。
Zack: Couldn't be too far from civilization. 扎克：不可能离文明太远。
--Oh, my god! -哦，我的天！
Woman: Have fun! Just watch your step! 女人：玩得开心！小心你的步子！
Ohh. 噢啊。
Zack: See, Brandy? Easiest money you've ever made. 扎克：看，白兰地？最容易赚到的钱。
-Aah! -What the fuck? -啊！-搞什么？
-Ow! Ow! -Hey, guys, wait up! -噢！哇！-嘿，伙计们，等等！
Guys, wait up! 伙计们，等等！
That clown, when people were like, 那个小丑，当人们。
"oh, my god, i recognize you!" “天啊，我认得你！”
Was like, "oh, shit, you caught me on 'to catch a predator.'" 就像，“哦，该死，你抓住我了‘抓住一个捕食者’。”
oh, yeah. 哦，是的。
-Yeah! -Oh, you g-- oh. -耶！-哦，你---哦。
-That was important to us. -You guys are amazing. -这对我们很重要.。-你们真是太棒了.。
I fricking love you guys. 真他妈爱你们。
-Yeah? -Oh. Thank you guys so much. -什么？-哦.。非常感谢你们。
What was your name? What was your name? 你原来是叫什么来着？你原来是叫什么来着？
-Clicks. -Clicks. Mikey. -点击。-点击。麦克。
-Nice to meet you. -You made our night. -很高兴见到你.。-你让我们度过了一夜。
You made our night. I mean it, man. 是你让我们的夜晚。我是认真的伙计。
You guys made my night, like, seriously. 你们让我度过了一个严肃的夜晚。
I love you guys. 我好爱你们。
All right. Thanks, man. 明白了。谢了伙计。
Zack: Dude, let's go to that haunt. 扎克：老兄，我们去那个鬼地方吧。
Brandy: No. I'm not doing haunted houses. 白兰地：不，我不去鬼屋。
Jeff, you got 6.7 miles, 杰夫，你有6.7英里。
and then you stay on it here to fearing. 然后你留在这里害怕。
Man: Whoa! Was that a pumpkin? 男人：哇！那是南瓜吗？
Have you ever done the zombie pub crawl? 你做过僵尸酒吧的爬行吗？
I have. It's actually on that newspaper there. 有过。实际上是在那份报纸上。
-A few years ago, I made -- -oh, nice, got in the paper. -几年前，我做了---哦，不错，报上了。
Woman: Yeah, I made the paper. 是的，我做了报纸。
I have to eat in the zombie brains-eating contest. 我必须在僵尸吃大脑比赛中吃东西。
-Brandy, you're up! -Now, it's just, like, -布兰迪，该你了！-现在，它只是...。
an inside joke between my friends and I. 朋友和我之间的内部笑话。
I was like -- 当时我觉得...。
I should probably shut my mouth when that's coming my way. 我可能应该闭上嘴，当那是我的方式。
Man: Bobby, are you eating in the contest? 鲍比，你在比赛中吃饭吗？
You can eat with that on, too? 你也能吃这个吗？
Yeah. 嗯。
Kobayashi is going to kick our ass, 小林要踢我们的屁股。
so it doesn't really matter. 所以这并不重要。
Man: I know, but it doesn't matter, dude. 男：我知道，但这不重要，伙计。
It's about how you look. 而是关于你的长相。
He's 120 pounds, and you're still not a threat to him. 他有120磅重，你对他仍然没有威胁。
That's gross, which is awesome. 太恶心了，太棒了。
-Thank you. -Yeah. -谢谢.。-是的.。
I'm was smiling. I was just doing my growl in the picture, 当时我在笑。我只是在画中咆哮。
and I'm like, "cool." 然后我就说“酷”
Is that the outfit you're wearing? 那是你穿的衣服吗？
That's a good outfit for it. 这套衣服很适合穿。
-You're probably -- -i got something -- -你可能...-我有发现-。
- it's getting to where -- -sorry. -到哪儿了---抱歉。
Bobby: Mike, get your suit on. Zombie pub crawl, next exit. 鲍比：迈克，穿上你的衣服。僵尸酒吧爬下一个出口。
The brain-eating championship is at gluek's in the... 食脑冠军在谷克的...。
Where are we now? 我们现在在什么地方?。
-Dude, are those intestines? -I'm taking Brandy's job over. -伙计，那些是肠子吗？-我要接替布兰迪的工作.。
Here we are. 到了。
What are you wearing tonight, Michael? 你今晚穿什么迈克尔？
Man: Zack, we got to post this. 扎克，我们得把这个发出去。
-It's working. -I killed -- -起作用了。-我杀了-。
-i killed my husband tonight. -That's terrible. -今晚我杀了我丈夫.。-太可怕了。
Bobby, what time? 鲍比什么时候？
How are you enjoying your time at the zombie pub crawl? 你在僵尸酒吧过得怎么样？
Man: Give me that! 把那个给我！
We got brain tacos, people, 我们有脑玉米饼，各位。
a recipe made by our friend Andrew zimmern. 由我们的朋友安德鲁·齐默恩制作的食谱。
The record for most ever eaten 大多数人吃过的东西的记录。
was 54 by Joey Chestnut. 54岁的乔伊·切斯特纳特。
I hope to see that blown away tonight. 我希望看到今晚这一切都烟消云散。
We have two brothers here tonight. 今晚我们这里有两个兄弟。
Put your hands together for Mr. Bobby roe! 把你们的手放在一起，为鲍比先生！
There he is. 他在那儿。
Put your hands together for Mikey roe! 把你们的手放在一起，为米基罗！
And he's the sharpest-dressed man here today. 而且他是今天这里穿得最整齐的人。
Look at this handsome, handsome man! 看看这个帅哥！
A four-headed beast of eating badassery, mini kiss! 一个四头野兽吃坏断言，迷你吻！
All right. Our last competitor needs no introduction. 明白了。我们最后的竞争对手不需要介绍。
All the way from Japan, 一路从日本，
he holds many, many wins and records, 他拥有很多很多的胜利和记录。
including eight guinness records. 包括八张吉尼斯纪录。
The champion of the world-famous 世界著名的冠军。
Nathan's hot dog eating contest at coney island, 内森在科尼岛的热狗吃比赛。
where his rookie appearance doubled the previous record 在那里，他的新秀出场次数翻了一番。
of 25 dogs in 12 minutes. 25只狗在12分钟内。
He's even beaten a record that was previously held 他甚至打破了以前的纪录。
by a fucking 1,000-pound kodiak bear at the Texas state fair. 德克萨斯州的集市上，一只他妈的1000磅重的科迪亚克熊.。
Standing at 5'8", weighing 135 pounds, 身高5英尺8英寸，重135磅，
takeru kobayashi! 小林隆！
Yeah! 嗯。
Let him hear it! 让他听！
Start the clock! 开始计时！
All right. 明白了。
Eating legend kobayashi. 食人传奇小林。
He grabbed the record for most tacos here with 54 2 years ago. 两年前，他以54年的成绩打破了这里大部分玉米饼的纪录。
We're gonna break that tonight, aren't we? 我们今晚要打破这一切，是吗？
Slow down! Make some noise! 慢点。制造点噪音！
Kobayashi is blowing through the competition. 小林正在通过比赛。
I just stepped in brains. 我刚介入大脑。
Fuck! 操！
Round of applause for kobayashi! 为小林鼓掌！
Takeru kobayashi, the legend! 小林隆，传奇人物！
Mini kiss is tapping out, I think! 迷你吻是敲击出，我想！
Mini catman is like, "nuts to this." 迷你猫人就像，“这是疯子。”
We're gonna go fight the phantom of the -- -我们要去和幽灵战斗-。
10, 9, 8, 7, 10，9，8，7，
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 6，5，4，3，2，1！
Kobayashi! 小林！
97 eaten! 97吃了！
He's gonna blow. Everybody back up! 他要爆炸了。大家退后！
It's like -- 就像-。
it just sits -- 它只是-。
now, what is the most disgusting food 现在，最恶心的食物是什么？
that you've ever had to eat during an eating competition? 在吃东西比赛中你曾经吃过吗？
Oh, my god. Having to eat brains, the brains. 天哪。必须吃大脑，大脑。
-What you ate tonight? -Yes. That's right. -你今晚吃了什么？-是的。没错。
Why was it so gross? 为什么这么恶心？
Because they're stinky, and they're mixed with alcohol, 因为它们很臭，而且混合了酒精。
and it tastes so bad. 而且味道很差。
So in the -- in the whole world, for all the competitions, 在--在全世界，在所有的比赛中，
tonight, in Minneapolis, this was the most disgusting? 今晚，在明尼阿波利斯，这是最恶心的？
Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly. 嗯-嗯。完全正确。一点儿没错。
-Thanks. -Thank you. -谢谢.。-谢谢.。
Mike, let's go! 麦克，我们走！
I feel like you guys ruined my game, first of all. 首先，我觉得你们毁了我的比赛。
Just gonna put that out there. 马上就把它放出去。
I would like to see you put out game one time, then. 那我想看你一次出牌。
Can you drive? 会开车吗？
-Yeah, why? -'Cause you seem fucked up. -是的，为什么？-因为你看起来很糟糕.。
Not -- 没有-。
-was that -- -you drive. -那是----你开车。
-How are those fries? -Cold as shit. -薯条怎么样？-冷得要命.。
Better than zombie brains, that's for fucking sure. 总比僵尸的大脑好，这是他妈的肯定的。
They said there's 30,000 people tonight. 他们说今晚有三万人。
It was way nuttier. 更疯狂。
It was more fun than bourbon street. 它比波旁街更有趣。
Well, yeah, because everybody, 嗯，是的，因为每个人。
they just love getting fucked up, 他们只是喜欢被搞砸。
and they can walk around like zombies. 他们可以像僵尸一样到处走动。
-Ah! -Does it hurt? -啊！-疼吗？
Zack: Just do it one -- one swoop. 扎克：一举就行--一举。
- Aah! -啊！
No, no, no. I'm not kidding. Don't to it. 不，不，不，我没开玩笑。别这样。
Jeff: Hopefully, I don't hit these trees. 杰夫：希望我不会撞到这些树。
Zack: I feel like we could Gauge traffic this way. 扎克：我觉得我们可以用这种方式测量交通流量。
Like, you could send it up, like, a mile and reroute us. 就像，你可以把它送上去，就像，一英里，然后改变我们的路线。
Better than Google ma-- Jeff maps. 比谷歌好--杰夫地图。
Better than Jeff maps. 比杰夫地图好。
It's following along. 它在跟着。
I told you, 1,500 feet is the high-- 我告诉过你，1500英尺高-。
I got it up there high right now. 现在我把它高高地举起来了。
It's about at 900. 大约在900点左右。
Bobby: Do you tell girls you're a pilot? 鲍比：你告诉女孩子你是飞行员吗？
Just -- keep it piling on. I like all these titles. 只是--继续。所有这些标题我都喜欢。
It's kind of like playing a video game, Bobby. 鲍比，这有点像玩电子游戏。
Bobby: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 鲍比：上，上，下，下，左，右，左，右，
select, a, b, a, b, start? 选择，a，b，a，b，开始？
No, you got it wrong. A, b, a, b, select, start. 不你搞错了。a，b，a，b，选择，开始。
Say it again? 再说一遍。
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 上，上，下，下，左，右，左，右。
a, b, select, start, I think? A，B，选择，开始，我想？
-99 lives. -I don't know. -99条命。-我不知道
Jeff: You're going to need them all. 杰夫：你都需要。
See that, Brandy? You're gonna get a little wet. 看到了吗，布兰迪？你会有点湿的。
Yoo-hoo! 宇-呼！
Bobby: So basically, we came 900 miles 鲍比：基本上，我们跑了900英里。
to play capture the flag. 播放捕获国旗。
Zack: Yep, researching right now. 扎克：是的，现在正在研究。
It's, like, a picture, 像是一张照片。
like, flag football, and people run up. 就像，旗子足球，和人们跑起来。
Zombies run up. They grab your flag. 僵尸跑上来了。他们抓住你的旗帜。
If you can make it through the whole 5k 如果你能撑过整个5k。
with both flags on, then you win. 两面旗都挂好，你就赢了。
Bobby: And it's all in the daylight, bran, 鲍比：都在白天，布兰，
so nothing bad can happen. 所以不会发生什么坏事。
So people are running the 5k, 人们在运行5K。
and they're also sprinting away from people. 他们也在冲出人群。
Makes it a little bit harder for the people 使人们的生活更加艰难。
that are actually gunning to win. 实际上是为了胜利。
You're gonna be sprinting towards people 你要冲向别人。
because I signed you up to be a zombie. 因为我让你成为僵尸。
So you will be chasing us or anyone else. 所以你会追我们或者其他人。
-Oh. -So you preselect everything? -哦.。-那你什么都选了？
Zach: Yeah, no. You have the option, 扎克：是的，不，你可以选择，
if you pay a little bit more, you can be a zombie. 如果你多付一点钱，你就会变成僵尸。
So Mikey is going to get to be a zombie. 所以米奇会变成僵尸。
Do I get to dress up as a zombie? 要我打扮成僵尸吗？
Zack: They're gonna put makeup on you, a costume. 扎克：他们会给你化妆的，一套服装。
Yeah. I don't have to run the whole time. 是的，我不需要一直跑。
I just have to be able -- some wind sprint. 我只需要----一些风冲刺。
Just sprint after people. That's fantastic. 冲刺，追人。太棒了。
Man: Hey, everyone's got to be up at sunrise tomorrow. 男：嘿，明天日出时大家都得起床。
All right? 明白了。
Home sweet home for one night. 回家一夜甜蜜的家。
Man: Where are the rest of the idiots? 其他的白痴呢？
I don't know. You're gonna have to get Mike up 我不知道。你得把迈克弄起来。
because, I swear to god, he's hit snooze 因为，我对天发誓，他打盹了。
for the past 45 minutes, 过去45分钟。
and I cannot hear that sound go off again. 而且我听不见那声音再响。
Man: Mike, let's go! 麦克，我们走！
Man: Music will play upon the course of this event. 男子：音乐将在这个活动的过程中演奏。
When the music stops, 音乐停止时。
you're either one of us or one of them. 你要么是我们中的一员，要么就是他们中的一员。
28 days. 28天。
28 weeks. 28周。
The question is, can you survive 28 minutes? 问题是，你能活28分钟吗？
Go! 上啊！
Jeff: So how was it? Was it fun? 杰夫：怎么样？有意思吗?。
It was good. It was good. 一切都很好。一切都很好。
I mean, I'm soaked, but... 我是说，我湿透了，但是...。
Just good? Well, you got to rate it. 还好吗？好吧，你得给它打分。
Yeah, fuck you. 去你妈的。
Hey, Brandy, you've got to rate it. 嘿，白兰地，你得给它打分。
Was it four skulls, five skulls? 是四个头骨，五个头骨吗？
Four skulls. Four skulls. 四个头骨。四个头骨。
Jeff: Four skulls. That looked badass with the drone. 杰夫：四个头骨。无人机看上去很糟糕。
Water, subway, helicopters. 水地铁直升机。
What else you want? 你还想要什么？
Way more fun than a haunted house for you? 比鬼屋更有趣？
And I got a workout in, so... 而且我还参加了锻炼所以..。
I got to find Zack. 找到扎克。
Yo, Bob. Take a look. 鲍勃看看。
Guys, come here! Look at this. 伙计们，过来！看看这个。
"Seek out hellbent." “找出他妈的人”
Zack: Well, there it is again. 扎克：嗯，又来了。
We're going there tomorrow night. 明晚我们要去那里。
"Seek out hellbent." “找出他妈的人”
Might get scared. 可能会害怕。
Jeff, you had big titties in your face. 杰夫，你脸上有大奶子。
Now you're gonna get laser titties. 现在你会得到激光奶头。
Jeff: Only because Brandy changed her rule. 杰夫：只是因为白兰地改变了她的统治。
Brandy: Ugh! I cannot believe you guys got me to do this again. 白兰地：啊！真不敢相信你们又让我这么做了。
Man: It's an adult experience, not a haunt. 男人：这是成年人的经历，而不是闹鬼。
Two words -- adults only. 两个字--只有成年人。
I don't know how that's different than the other haunts we've been to, 我不知道这和我们去过的其他地方有什么不同。
but none of them have ever said it. 但他们都没有说过。
Man: Stop saying laser titties. That doesn't mean anything. 别说激光奶头了。这并不意味着什么。
It will. 会的。
Drank gasoline. 喝了汽油。
He's drinking gasoline. 他在喝汽油。
Brandy: Whoo! Yeah! 白兰地：哇！嗯。
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up. 女士们，先生们，男孩们，女孩们，站起来。
Halloween season is in the air, and I don't know about you guys, 万圣节的季节即将来临，我不知道你们。
but I would trade all the other holidays 但是我会交换所有其他的假期。
for just one more of these. 就为了再来一次。
I'll be honest with you. Right? 我对你说实话。对。
You prove to me that anything I do is fake, 你向我证明我做的任何事都是假的。
I will give you $10,000 on the spot. 当场给你一万元。
-Yeah! -Whoo! -耶！-哇！
Happy Halloween! 万圣节快乐！
Well, thank you guys so much for coming out 非常感谢你们出来。
-to chambers of horror. -Yeah, of course. -恐怖室。-是的，当然。
Yeah, it's awesome having you guys out. 是的，有你们出去真是太棒了。
It's really cool. 真的很酷。
I've heard this is an r-rated haunted house. 听说这是一座风格各异的鬼屋。
It's definitely r-rated, 绝对是r级的。
lot of simulated nudity and just weird stuff like that. 很多模拟裸体之类的怪事。
It's, you know, thing is, 这是，你知道，事情是。
you're not going to scare everybody. 你不会吓到所有人的。
We were kind of the idiots 我们是那种白痴。
that came up with most of this new stuff. 想出了很多新的东西。
It's like, how many times can we spray people 就像，我们能喷多少次。
in the face with water or fake jizz 用水或假吉兹的脸。
or whatever it is that happens? 或者不管发生了什么？
-Real jizz. -It may or may not be. -真正的吉兹。-可能是也可能不是。
If you taste it, it's kind of salty. 如果你尝一尝，就会觉得有点咸。
I bet. 应该是的。
You should never, ever, ever lick something 永远，永远，永远不要舔东西。
that lands on your face in a haunted house. 落在你脸上的鬼屋里。
That's how herpes and unwanted pregnancies start. 疱疹和意外怀孕就是这样开始的。
-Not for the kiddies. -I'd love that. -不是给孩子的。-我很喜欢。
-I thought it was great. -That's right. -我觉得很棒.。-没错。
Not for the kiddies but for the three titties. 不是为了孩子，而是为了三个孩子。
-Look at that. -Holy shit. -看看那个.。-天哪.。
Look at those titties. 看看那些奶子。
Man: Welcome. If you seek an emergency, 男士：欢迎。如果你寻求紧急情况。
help will be given. 会提供帮助。
We are here to help you. 我们是来帮助你的。
But under obamacare, 但在奥巴马医改下。
your vaccination against the outbreak are not covered. 您的疫苗预防疫情没有被覆盖。
This way, assholes. 这边，混蛋。
"This way, assholes." “这边，混蛋”
Clean, clean, surprisingly. 干净，干净，令人惊讶。
Oh, sorry, i forgot you, sir. 对不起，我忘了你，先生。
Saw that coming. 预见到了。
Found the whore of the group right here. 在这里找到了这群妓女。
I bet you'd suck and fuck any goddamn dick you seen, 我敢打赌，你会吸干你看到的任何该死的鸡巴。
wouldn't you? 不是吗？
...the headache here to the sore ass, ..屁股疼的时候，
or is it just another fun fudge-packing session, huh? 还是只是另一个有趣的软糖包装会议？
It's a redneck fiasco of debauchery and insaneness. 这是一场放荡和疯狂的大惨败。
That's what cool about doing it, the extreme haunt. 这就是做这件事的酷之处，极端的困扰。
You're just say, "fuck the world." You know? 你只是说“操你妈的世界”知道吗？
Brandy: And with an extreme haunt, is there any limitations 白兰地：而且有一个极端的困扰，有什么限制吗？
that people won't go to, do you find? 人们不会去，你发现了什么？
Or do you think it's kind of a free-for-all? 还是你认为这是一种免费的？
Well, the market seems like it's getting crazy stupid. 好吧，市场似乎变得疯狂愚蠢。
There's some people that call snuff clubs haunted houses now. 现在有些人把鼻烟俱乐部称为鬼屋。
And, uh, you know, hackjob's thing, 还有，嗯，你知道，黑客的事。
it goes extreme as you want it to nowadays. 它变得极端，因为你想要它现在。
Man: You must be waiting on the granny tranny gangbang! 男人：你一定是在等老奶奶的黑帮！
Wait until you see my next little fuck puppet! 等到你看到我下一个小傀儡！
Did you finger-blast that hand again? 你又用手指打那只手了吗？
Man: ...This fucking ass 男人：...这个混蛋。
and give you a double-donkey mark you'll never forget. 给你一个你永远不会忘记的双驴标记。
Little cotton swab up your dick hole, 轻轻地用棉花拭你的鸡巴洞，
make sure there ain't shit all in there. 一定要确保里面没有大便。
We gonna get you cleaned up nice. 我们会把你清理干净的。
After you've gotten the vaccination, 接种完疫苗后。
don't worry because then you got to get armed up 别担心，那样的话你就得全副武装了。
and ready to do. 并准备好去做。
Once everything is all set, the doctor wait's short. 一切都准备好了，医生的等待时间就短了。
Come on. Follow me this way! 打起精神来。跟我来这边！
Holy shit. She just shot that dude. 天啊。她刚刚开枪打了那个家伙。
We have to get the eggs out of her anus, 我们得把蛋从她肛门里拿出来。
so we're going to apply a gentle laxative. 所以我们将使用一种温和的泻药。
Might I ask for an assistant? 可以请个助理吗？
Come on! Push, cunt, push! 打起精神来。推，贱人，推！
Oh, fuck it! 去他妈的！
Oh, oh. 噢，噢。
If you want to die, you should probably go that way 如果你想死，你应该走那条路。
before we shove it in your anus. 在我们把它塞进你的肛门之前。
I heard he wanted... 听说他想..。
No. 没有。
What the fuck is this? 这他妈的怎么回事？
Damn it! You don't know what they do to us in here. 该死的！你不知道他们在这里对我们做了什么。
--Ha, look at that! -哈，你看！
-Looks like you two guys. -Ah! -看起来你们俩.。-啊！
What the fuck? 搞什么鬼？
Jeff: Brandy, Brandy, let's go. 杰夫：白兰地，白兰地，我们走吧。
Stay away from them. 离他们远点。
Man: We've been waiting for you all night. 男人：我们已经等了你一晚上了。
Laser titties. 激光乳房。
Go, go, fucking go! Get out of here, go, hard! 快，快，快！离开这里，走，用力！
Get out of here now! 现在马上离开这里。
Help me. Please, you got to help me. 帮帮我。拜托，你得帮我。
You come in here now, bitch. You come with me. 你现在进来吧贱人。你和我来吧。
Get your fucking ass up here. 快他妈给我上来。
Now, look, that's what she get for using her titties now. 现在，听着，这就是她现在利用乳房所得到的。
We gonna have us an orgy here, 我们要在这里狂欢。
have us a good time, now, ain't we? 现在我们玩得很开心，不是吗？
-Shut up! -I'm sorry. -闭嘴！-不好意思.。
Come on. She jacked up on that swamp juice! 打起精神来。她用沼泽地果汁顶了起来！
-Yeah. Oh! -Oh, my god! -是的.。哦！-天哪！
Please don't rape me. Please don't rape me. 请不要强奸我。请不要强奸我。
Have us a good time. Yeah. 祝我们玩得开心。嗯。
Come in. Come in. 请进。请进。
I've been expecting you. I need more children. 我一直在等你。我需要更多的孩子。
Come in, children. 进来，孩子们。
Line your backs up against the wall. 把你的后背靠在墙上。
I've been expecting you, yes, yes. 我一直在等你，是的，是的。
Man: Keep your eyes open, your mouths closed. 男人：睁大眼睛，闭上嘴。
Here we go! Move! Move! 开始吧！让开！让开！
And I'm gonna pick up one of these when we're done. 等我们完成后，我会拿起其中的一个。
Man: How many of those shirts do you have? 男士：你有多少件衬衫？
-Let's go. -Nice. -走吧。-不错.。
Break it down. 分解它。
Step forward. 往前一步。
You know you're beautiful, mesmerizing. 你知道你很漂亮，很迷人。
Come. 过来。
Brandy: Jeff, where did everybody else go? 白兰地：杰夫，其他人都去哪儿了？
Jeff: How the hell do we get out of here? 杰夫：我们怎么离开这里？
Yes. 对。
You only escaped 'cause i let you, but not this time. 因为我让你逃了但这次不行。
Oh, fuck you guys. 去你们的。
Look, I know you brought us out here, 听着，我知道你带我们来这里。
but this is fucking too far. 但这太他妈过分了。
What? Who are you talking about? 怎么啦?。你们在谈谁？
Brandy: Look, who is on this? Who is this guy? 白兰地：看，这上面是谁？这家伙谁啊？
Jeff: Dude, take a look. 杰夫：老兄，看看。
Man: That's just a mannequin. 男：那只是个人体模型。
I don't know who that is. That's not one of our actors. 我不知道那是谁。那不是我们的演员之一。
-You don't know who that is? -No, it's not. -你不知道那是谁？-不，不是。
How is it not one of your actors? 怎么不是你的演员？
He's here at your haunt. 他在你身边。
That's not one of our masks. I don't know what to tell you. 那不是我们的面具。我不知道该告诉你什么。
Brandy: Look, okay, whatever. 白兰地：听着，好吧，随便吧。
Good show. 精彩的表演。
-Hey, is this mine? Or... -Can I grab a couple... -嘿，这是我的吗？或者...，-我能找几个...。
-Shots of you? -Okay. -你的照片？-好的.。
--What happened? -发生了什么？
Man: Oh, god, somebody did something. I don't know. 天啊，有人做了什么。我不知道。
-You want me to fight him? -I'm a peon. I don't have a... -你要我跟他打？-我是豌豆。我没有...。
But, yeah, something just happened. 但是，是的，发生了一些事。
Man: Brandy, wait up. 白兰地，等等。
You know what, guys? I'm fucking done. 伙计们，你们知道吗？我他妈完了。
What are you crying about? 你在哭什么？
I know what you did in there. 我知道你在里面做了什么。
I went and I talked to the manager, 我去和经理谈过了。
so I know what you did. 所以我知道你做了什么。
So unless you want to give me a fucking raise, 除非你想给我加薪。
I'm not doing this shit anymore. 我不会再做这种事了。
We didn't do anything! What are you talking about? 我们什么都没做！你说什么呢?。
Whatever. That's what you say every single time, and I'm done. 随便啦。你每次都这么说，我就完了。
-I'm done. -Whatever. -我完了。-随便了.。
I mean... 我是说..。
Brandy, what the fuck? 白兰地，怎么回事？
-You guys are such jerks. -So what's the deal? -你们真是个混蛋.。-那怎么回事？
You know what the deal is. You guys set me up. 你知道协议是什么。你们陷害我。
-I don't know what you're -- -set you up for what? -我不知道你是什么---陷害你做什么？
I don't know what you guys are doing. 我不知道你们在做什么。
Like, you're just -- 就像，你只是-。
I told you no shenanigans or any of this... 我跟你说过不要胡说八道。
There's no shenanigans. You don't know. 这里没有诡计。你不知道。
...extreme haunt stuff. ..极端的困扰。
Bobby: Jeff, what did you see? You were with her. 鲍比：杰夫，你看到什么了？当时你和她在一起。
We showed the manager the footage. 我们给经理看了录像。
It was the same guy from last year. 是去年的那个人。
The guy didn't work at the place. 那家伙不在那地方工作。
It was just weird. It was just weird. 只是有点奇怪。只是有点奇怪。
Like, the guy didn't belong there. 就像，那家伙不属于那里。
He looked just like the guy from last year. 他看起来就像去年的那个人。
And he knows that some random -- like, I don't understand. 而且他知道一些随机的--比如，我不明白。
Jeff: Zack, I'm telling you, like, it was really -- 杰夫：扎克，我告诉你，真的是-。
Bobby: I saw six skulls. I saw six skulls in that haunt. 鲍比：我看到六个头骨。我在那个鬼地方看到了六个头骨。
It's the manager's job to know all of his employees. 了解所有的员工是经理的职责。
I think he knows. 我觉得他知道我们的事。
And you recognize a specific skull mask, 而你认出了一个特定的头颅面具。
and he recognizes that that's not one of his in the dark? 而他也意识到这不是他的黑暗中的一员？
Hi. When something really big happens in your life, 嗨，当你生活中发生大事时，
you tend to remember it really well. 你往往记得很清楚。
Where the fuck did you guys go? I have everything up. 你们他妈的去哪了？一切都准备好了。
Zack: Brandy and Jeff are freaking out 扎克：白兰地和杰夫吓坏了。
because a guy in a skull mask jumped out at them. 因为一个戴着头盖骨面具的人跳出来攻击他们。
Mikey: What happened? 发生什么事了？
We were going through the haunt, and there was a guy -- 我们正在穿越那个鬼地方，有个人-。
and you got scared. 而你害怕了。
That's what the point of going to a haunted house is. 这就是去鬼屋的目的。
Okay. I feel like you're just -- 好的，我觉得你只是-。
you're demeaning this a little bit, and it's not fair. 你是在贬低这一点，这是不公平的。
It's -- we asked the manager, and he said it wasn't his guy. --我们问经理，他说那不是他的人。
I think he knows who works there. 我觉得他知道谁在那里工作。
And this is not worth it for me anymore. 这对我来说已经不值得了。
This is -- it's just not worth it. 这是...-只是不值得。
Brandy, they're paying us a lot of money. 白兰地，他们给了我们很多钱。
We still have hellbent. 我们还在胡思乱想。
We have to go to the haunted hoochie, 我们得去鬼鬼祟祟的胡扯。
and we have Satan's hollow. 而我们有撒旦的空心。
Great. This is not worth it for me anymore. 太棒了。这对我来说已经不值得了。
It's just not. 只是没有。
What do you need? 请问你需要什么？
I'll give you more money. We have to finish. 我给你更多的钱。我们必须完成。
We have those three places, and that's it. 我们有那三个地方，就这样。
Hellbent's tomorrow night. 赫尔本特明晚。
We have -- and then, Friday, we'll go to the haunted hoochie. 我们有--然后，星期五，我们去看闹鬼的胡克。
We'll end the weekend with Satan's hollow. 周末以撒旦的空洞结束。
We're done. 我们结束了。
Okay. I'll do one more, but I'm -- 好的，我再做一次，但我。
I'm not making guarantees about the others. 对于其他人，我不作担保。
Okay. I will transfer you more money in the morning. 好的，我明天早上给你转更多的钱。
Bobby: Haunt extortion. 鲍比：敲诈勒索。
Do you want me to go or not? 你要不要我去？
Because I think you kind of need to stop right about now. 因为我觉得你现在需要停下来。
All good? 一切都好？
But also, don't freak out. 但同时，不要发狂。
It's -- you're supposed to be getting scared. 这是---你应该会害怕的。
It's a haunted house. 这是个闹鬼的房子。
Okay. Whatever, Zack. 随便吧扎克。
You obviously just don't understand. 显然你只是不明白。
-Why are you paying her more? -Well... -你为什么给她更多钱？-嗯...。
-I was scared, too. -Shut up, Mike. -我也很害怕.。-闭嘴，麦克.。
Bobby: Nobody's paying for the bearded man. 鲍比：没人为那个留胡子的人买单。
They're paying for coffin girl. 他们在为棺材女孩买单。
This is what got Brandy to stay. 这就是布兰迪留下来的原因。
Hey, don't eat my healthy snacks, all right, bro? 嘿，别吃我的健康小吃，好吗，兄弟？
-Fucking water. -What? -该死的水。-什么？
-At least we got her to stay. -Yeah, true. -至少我们让她留下来了.。-没错.。
-All right. -All right. -好的.。-好的.。
I'm gonna go to bed. 我要上床睡觉了。
Long day tomorrow. 漫长的明天。
-Going to go hit the hay, bro? -Toast. -去打干草，兄弟？-烤面包.。
Go hit the hay, farm boy. 去打干草吧，农场小子。
Without sleep, you live two lives, Jeff boy. 不睡觉，你就活两条命，杰夫小子。
Shut it down, bro. 关掉，兄弟。
Zack: Jeff, I said get up now. Let's go. 扎克：杰夫，我说了起来。咱们走吧。
-What? -Mike, Brandy, get up. -什么？-麦克，布兰迪，起来。
-What? -It's 4 fucking o'clock. -什么？-现在是四点钟。
We're never gonna make it to the haunt. 我们永远也赶不上了。
Go now, right now. 马上，马上。
Jeff, let's get going. 杰夫，我们走吧。
-What the fuck? -Hey, dude. -搞什么？-嘿，伙计.。
-Fuck, dude. -How is it 4:00? -操，伙计.。-下午4点怎么样？
-Hey, we got to get on the road. -Morning. -嘿，我们得上路了。-早上好.。
We got to get on the road. 我们得上路了。
What the fuck are you talking about it's 4:00? 你他妈的在说4点的事？
How does -- 。
Jesus Christ. I feel like shit. 上帝啊。我觉得自己像坨屎。
Where the fuck -- this is not the fucking campground. 那里--这不是他妈的露营地。
What the fuck? 搞什么鬼？
Bobby: Where the hell are we? 鲍比：我们到底在哪儿？
Where did you park last night? 昨晚你把车停在哪儿了？
Jeff: I parked at a campground. 杰夫：我把车停在露营地。
-This -- this is -- -you saw other rvs? -这个--这是--你看到其他的房车了吗？
Jeff: This is absolutely not the place we were at last night. 杰夫：这绝对不是我们昨晚去的地方。
I don't know where we're at. 我不知道我们在哪儿。
Bobby: Zack, look at the sign. 鲍比：扎克，你看那个牌子。
-Hellbent. -God damn it. -赫尔本德。-该死的.。
What the fuck? 搞什么鬼？
Brandy: Guys, what's going on? 白兰地：伙计们，发生什么事了？
-Somebody's literally -- -what the fuck? -真的有人...-搞什么鬼？
Open the door, Bobby. 开门，鲍比。
There's a sconce that's sitting in the door. 门口坐着一个小东西。
-Open the door. -The door is fucking locked. -开门.。-门锁着.。
Mikey: That guy's wearing my fucking suit, man. 麦克：那家伙穿着我该死的西装，伙计。
Brandy: What? 白兰地：什么？
Mikey: Jesus Christ. 耶稣基督。
Brandy: Guys, this is the stuff I'm talking about. 白兰地：各位，这就是我说的东西。
I did not sign up for this. 我没有报名参加。
Bobby: Check your closet now. 鲍比：现在检查你的衣橱。
-Yeah, that's mine. -Is it in there? -是的，那是我的。-在里面吗？
-No, it's gone. -They've been in here? -不，它不见了。-他们都在这里了？
I don't have it! 我没它可爱呀？
Go ahead. Look where we are, bro. 您先请。看看我们在哪兄弟。
-How are we in north Carolina? -I have no fucking idea. -我们在北卡罗来纳州怎么样？-我不知道.。
How are we in fucking north Carolina? 我们在北卡罗来纳州怎么样？
I have no idea how we're in north Carolina right now. 我不知道我们现在在北卡罗来纳州怎么样。
-We went to bed. -How is it 4:00 P.M.? -我们上床睡觉了。-下午4点怎么样？
Zack: The clown just left. 扎克：小丑刚走。
Brandy: Are they just gonna leave us in here? 白兰地：他们会把我们留在这里吗？
Well, he's not gonna let us out until it's dark. 好吧，在天黑之前他不会让我们出去的。
It's gonna be fucking locked till dark. 它会锁到天黑。
We're not gonna be able to get out. 我们不能出去。
And then they're gonna have us go in. 然后他们就会让我们进去。
You got us in some deep fucking shit tonight. 你让我们今晚陷入了一场深重的灾难。
It's time. 该是时候了。
Brandy: Guys, this is insane. 白兰地：伙计们，这太疯狂了。
Zack: Welcome to hellbent. 扎克：欢迎来到地狱。
-You ready, Brandy? -Lights on. -准备好了吗，布兰迪？-亮着灯.。
Here we go. 开始吧。
Please, please let me go. 求你了，让我走吧。
I don't want anything to do with this. 我不想与此有任何关系。
I'll go wherever you want. Just take your hands off me. 你想去哪里我就去哪里。把你的手拿开。
Brandy: Stop. Stop! 白兰地：停，停！
Why are you doing this? 干嘛呀这事？
--Stop! -站住！
What's going on? Get off me. 到底怎么回事?。放开我。
I don't -- just tell me what's going on. 我不知道--告诉我发生了什么事。
Bobby! What's going -- 鲍比！-怎么了-。
- Bobby! -鲍比！
Stop! Stop! 停。停。
Please stop! Please just stop! 请停下来！求你别说了！
No! 不！
Bobby! 鲍比！
Stop! No! 停。不！
No! No! 不！不！
No! 不！
Brandy: Are you okay? Are you okay? 白兰地：你还好吗？你没事吧?。
No! No, Bobby! 不！不，鲍比！
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! 鲍比！鲍比！鲍比！
No! 不！
What do you guys want? 你们想要什么？
No! 不！
Jeff! Jeff! 杰夫！杰夫！
Please help. 求你帮忙。
Please help. No. 求你帮忙。没有。
Aah! 啊！
Ah. 啊。
-Oh, Jesus! -Oh, oh, oh, Brandy! -天啊！-噢，噢，噢，布兰迪！
-Put the gun down. -Brandy, it's us. -放下枪.。-布兰迪，是我们。
You fucking knew the whole time! 你他妈的一直都知道！
-What is this? -What the fuck's going on? -这是什么？-到底怎么回事？
It's not fucking funny! 这他妈不好笑！
Brandy, it's us! Brandy, it's us! 白兰地，是我们！白兰地，是我们！
It's us! It's us! It's us! 是我们！是我们！是我们！
Put the gun down! 放下枪！
-What the fuck is this? -Put the gun down. -这他妈的是什么？-放下枪.。
-What is this? -Hey! -这是什么？-嘿！
No. It's not fucking funny! It's never been funny! 不，这不好笑！从来都不好笑！
Put the gun down! 放下枪！
-You guys just fuck with me! -There was a check! -你们就操我！-有张支票！
No. There was a check, and there's money in there! 没有，有一张支票，里面有钱！
Yeah, I don't give a fuck anymore! 是的，我他妈的不再在乎了！
-Is this what you want? -Brandy, it's all fake. -这是你想要的吗？-布兰迪，都是假的。
Seriously, put the gun down, please. 说真的，请把枪放下。
What are you doing? Where did you get a gun? 你干吗呢?。枪是从哪来的？
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不！
Brandy, stop! Brandy! 白兰地，住手！白兰地！
No! Jesus Christ, somebody call an ambulance! 不！上帝啊，谁叫救护车啊！
-What the fuck? -Brandy? -搞什么？-布兰迪？
What the fuck did you do? 你他妈干了什么？
-What the fuck did you do? -Brandy, Brandy! -你他妈干了什么？-布兰迪，布兰迪！
-Oh, man, check this out. -What you got there? -哦，老兄，看看这个。-你那里有什么？。
Same watch we got that camera from. 同样的手表，我们得到从照相机。。
Cool. Let's go make a movie out of it. 酷。我们去用制作一部电影。。
Let's make a movie. 让我们拍一部电影。。
Hey, guys, this is the ladies' restroom. 嘿，伙计们，这是女厕所。。
Yeah. We know. We're shooting a little video. 是的。我们知道。我们正在拍摄一个小视频。。
Brandy: That's not what we're here to do. 白兰地：那不是我们在这里要做的。。
Why is there an alarm? What the hell happened? 为什么会有警报？到底发生了什么？。
Hey, what is -- 嘿，什么是-。
-what the hell's going on? -Why are the cops here, dude? -到底怎么回事？-为什么警察在这里，老兄？。
What do you mean, the fucking cops are here? 你是什么意思该死的警察来了？。
Do you hear him on the walkie? He said the cops are here. 你在对讲机上听到他吗？他说警察在这里。。
Hold it. We did everything they fucking said, 拿着它。 they fucking said,
everything they fucking said. 我们做了一切他们他妈的说。
-I know! -Where's Brandy? 他们他妈的所说的一切。。
Why are the cops here? -我知道！-白兰地在哪里？。
I'm getting the fuck out of here. 为什么警察在这里？。
Bobby: This is the layout of hellbent. 我他妈的要离开这里。。
Mikey's in the first room. 鲍比：这是地狱的布局。。
That's the fireplace room. Mikey在第一个房间。。
She goes to the next room, 那是壁炉间。。
and that's when we get blood boarded, 她去隔壁的房间，。
and we go to next one, and that's Zack. 而那是当我们得到血板，。
That's the chainsaw room. 然后我们去下一个，，那就是扎克。。
Then, after that, she's gonna get pushed to you, Jeff, 那是电锯室。。
and you hanging from the ceiling. 然后，她会被推到你身边，杰夫，。
Then we go out through the back tunnels. 而你却挂在天花板上。。
We all change. 然后我们通过后隧道出去。。
She's gonna get brought right up through here 我们都变了。。
in the mousetrap. 她会被带到这里。
We surround her, start bringing her in. 在捕鼠器中。。
She should be contained right here. 我们围绕着她，开始带她进来。。
That way, they get the shot they asked for, 她应该被包含在这里。。
and we get paid. 这样，他们就得到了他们要求的。
Give her the casket. 然后我们得到报酬。。
She opens it up, check's in the casket, 把棺材给她。。
happy Halloween, done. 她打开它，检查在棺材，。
Hopefully, she doesn't want to fucking kill us. 万圣节快乐，完成。。
-Brandy! -Brandy, come on! 希望她不想他妈的杀我们。。
Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy! -布兰迪！-布兰迪，快点！
-No, no, no, no, no! -Brandy, stop! 白兰地，白兰地，白兰地，白兰地！
Brandy! -不，不，不，不，不！-布兰迪，住手！
Jesus Christ. Somebody call an ambulance! 白兰地！
-Brandy? -Brandy? 上帝啊。叫救护车！
What the fuck did you do? -布兰迪？-布兰迪？
What the fuck did you do? 你他妈干了什么？
Brandy? Brandy? Come on! 你他妈干了什么？
Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy? 白兰地？白兰地？打起精神来。
Holy shit. 白兰地，白兰地，白兰地，白兰地，白兰地？
What the fuck are you doing? Is this a joke? 天啊。
-Oh, my god. Are you kidding me? -It's a fucking joke? 你他妈的是要干嘛？这个是开玩笑吗？
What? You wanted your grand finale, your big ending? -天哪.。你在开我的玩笑吗？-这是个他妈的笑话？
You've got your fucking big ending, 怎么啦?。你想要你的大结局，你的大结局？
and you've got your fucking dumb shirt. 你他妈有个大结局。
-You know about this? -I'm done with you guys. 而且你还有你那该死的蠢衬衫。
-Did you know about this, Bobby? -Done! -你知道这个吗？-我跟你们的关系已经结束了.。
What did I know about the what -- -鲍比，你知道这件事吗？-完成！
oh, my god. 我知道什么-。
This was supposed to be about you. 天哪。
We did it for you. There was money. 应该是关于你的。
There was a check in there. It was supposed -- 我们这么做是为了你。有钱。
it was -- it's not a joke. It was for you. 里面有一张支票。本来应该...。
Bobby: The fuck is this? Did you set this up? 这是---这不是个玩笑。是给你的。
-They told us we film. -Such bullshit. 鲍比：这是他妈的吗？是你安排的吗？
Bobby: We put you in the situation. -他们告诉我们我们拍的。-真是胡说八道.。
We ham it up for the cameras. 鲍比：我们让你处于这种情况。
Their shit goes viral. 我们把它装在摄像机上。
We get paid fuck-tons of money. 他们的狗屎会被病毒传播。
That was it. That was all. 我们得到了一大笔钱。
-We did not mean to hurt you. -This was money. 就是这样。仅此而已。
Bobby: There was supposed to be a fucking check in there... -我们不是有意伤害你的。-这是钱.。
-Yeah. -...Not a gun! 鲍比：应该有一张该死的支票...。
-I'm done. -Brandy, we're so sorry. -是的.。-...不是枪！
Mikey: Brandy. -我完了。-布兰迪，我们很抱歉。
What? Go away. 白兰地。
Mike, go away. 怎么啦?。一边去。
Halloween spooks behind the tree 麦克，走开。